(via musictrickslove)
Lolol this is great.
Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
Hook ‘Em!
single: why does no one like me ugh
in a relationship: entire population of the western hemisphere suddenly notices your existence followed by exes wanting you back and getting hit on by anything within a 10 mile radius
(via be--my--compass)
